In the last 19.5 months since becoming a mother, I have changed. And I'm not talking about my Stretch Armstrong tummy and how my boobs barely fill my bras anymore.
I've seen things I never thought I'd see. I've touched things I never thought I'd touch. And I've said things I never, ever thought I'd say. Here are just a select few verses I'd noticed... all within the last week or so... as examples:
"Please don't shove cheese down your sippy cup straw."
"Stop throwing grapes at your sister."
"Those flash cards are not for chewing."
"This is called WINE. Can you say 'wiiiiine'?"
"JUST. HOLD. STILL. SO I CAN PICK YOUR BOOGER!"
"Why did you just lick my shoe?"
"Please don't bite the dog. No, really. Please."
"No, we CLOSE the door when mommy is on the potty."
"Did you just fart?! Say, 'excuse me'."
"Yes. 'HAT.' Good job. Except... that's not a hat. That's mommy's underwear."
Ahhh, motherhood.
8 comments:
I told my daughter last night to tell daddy "mommy needs a beer please" and she did, and then I had a beer. Pretty sure that is not appropriate.
Hahah, this is hilarious. I definitely already feel you on the hold still so I can get pick your booger one already just four months in! :) Love your blog!
OMG I say the booger line pretty much everday. He hates it.
This should be a regular series! I told Noah during lunch today to stop sticking his food pouch into his sippy cup straw. Why does that sound like a good idea?
My 2 y.o still hates the booger picking. So weird bc it does not hurt. Also, she did the underwear hat thing haha. She never licked shoes though, she obsessively organizes them on the shoe rack by correctly pairing them neatly.
Pretty sure I've said all of these things. Except the Wine comment, because I don't drink it. lol. But yah, the things we say-- it's all laughable.
yes! i must say the booger line every day too. And what is up with the garbage can? Does Ky dig in the garbage?
I should do a similar post because really, I never thought I'd be saying these things!!!
Lol, this is so funny, at least in this context. I told my son the other day at the outdoor coffee shop: "So you want to pee?". So he pulled down his pants and pee right there. Oh dear...
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